Munkebo Datacenter

Premium local hosting from a highly distributed infrastructure platform consisting of exactly one server, one owner, one household, and several strongly held opinions about uptime.

Welcome to the edge. Morten's edge.

Munkebo Datacenter is a small, independent hosting provider owned and operated by Morten Jensen. Our flagship facility, DK-FYN-1, is engineered around a revolutionary single-node architecture: if the server is on, the cloud is on.

We provide artisanal compute, handcrafted routing, and a service-level agreement written mostly in spirit. Every packet is personally encouraged on its journey through Munkebo.

Current status: probably fine

Monitoring is performed by refreshing the page, listening for fan noise, and occasionally asking “is the internet slow for you too?”

Enterprise features, residential consequences

Network

  • 10 gigabit fiber, backed by a residential connection
  • Carrier-grade vibes
  • Latency measured in “it loads on my machine”
  • Peering policy: Morten peers out the window during outages

Power

  • Redundant power path from wall socket to extension cord
  • Manual failover available if someone notices
  • Backed by reliable EnergiFyn with Alexander Larsen on speed-dial for fast disaster recovery
  • Maintenance window: when the vacuum cleaner needs the outlet

Support

  • Support tickets accepted verbally, loudly, or via passive-aggressive group chat
  • 24/7/ish response, depending on whether Morten is awake
  • Root cause analysis delivered after beer

Disaster recovery plan

Our datacenter has a reliable backup technician (Mortens girlfriend) who'll respond in case of an unexpected outage if Morten is not available (Morten will guide her to the power button).

In severe incidents, escalation proceeds through our mature four-step process: notice silence, blame DNS, call Morten, press button.

Live capacity dashboard

1
production server
0
spare servers
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confidence
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current load

The dashboard updates whenever someone remembers to update the HTML.

Trusted by famous customers

housio.dk Finance management hosted with the confidence only one physical machine can provide.
sparkybot.net Twitch streaming setup, optimized for chat commands, questionable uptime, and vibes.
Global flight planning aviation partners Consultancy work for serious aviation people.

Hosting plans

Plan Includes Availability target Price
Shared Concern One website, one database, one polite request not to run crypto miners. Best effort, unless the server is busy being a server. Ask Morten
Dedicated Maybe A dedicated folder and an emotional support cron job. Higher, emotionally. Ask Morten twice
Enterprise Local Priority reboot, namedropping rights, and a laminated DK-FYN-1 architecture diagram. Discussed during onboarding. Consultancy invoice

Why choose DK-FYN-1?

  • Eco-friendly air-cooled server (It's in a shed).
  • No confusing multi-region failover because there is only one region.
  • Transparent architecture: you can explain the whole platform with one finger.
  • Datacenter tours available by appointment. Beer mandatory.
  • Munkebo is unlikely to randomly get hit by a foreign object.